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Basically X-men, Iron Man, Wolverine, Amazing Spider-Man, and their supporting actors, in a nutshell |408|------------------------------------------------------------(basically if you don't understand marvel, get out)

My name is Max Eisenhardt. I’ve been a Sonderkommando at Auschwitz for almost two years. I watched thousands of men, women, and children walk to their deaths. I pulled their bodies from the gas chambers. I dug out their teeth so the Germans could take their gold. And I carried them to the ovens, where I learned how to combine a child’s body with an old man’s to make them burn better. I saw my fellow workers buried alive under an avalanche of rotting corpses. I saw thousands of murdered people burning in giant outdoor pits. I have seen at least a quarter million dead human beings with my own eyes… and I couldn’t save a single one.

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

thebrickofselfcontrol:

adventures-and-books:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor

because we have a ground floor


No you asslamp the first floor is the ground floor.

thebrickofselfcontrol:

adventures-and-books:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor

because we have a ground floor

No you asslamp the first floor is the ground floor.

friendlyneighborhoodpeterparker:

It hurts everyday, the absence of someone who was once there.

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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Deadpool runs ilovesteverogers.tumblr.com just to make fun of Coulsons obession with Cap. He then send the link to Stark who showed it to Steve.
Coulson cannot work out why Stark keeps laughing whenever him and Steve are in the same room and Steve is finding it hard to take coulson seriously anymore

Deadpool runs ilovesteverogers.tumblr.com just to make fun of Coulsons obession with Cap. He then send the link to Stark who showed it to Steve.

Coulson cannot work out why Stark keeps laughing whenever him and Steve are in the same room and Steve is finding it hard to take coulson seriously anymore